ROSHUUTO'S WORLD...

Greetings. Welcome to my website. This is the home of my business, Kitty Cuddles Wellness... I came up with it myself do you like it


WHO AM I?

Tch. So you dare to ask.... I am Roshuuto Dozen. I am the greatest psychic of all time. Unlike certain HACKS in this business, I not only specialize in all matters psychic, but also ensure on providing the best treatment possible.

EDIT: I hire many women please stop calling me a misogynist.

F.A.Q

That stands for "Frequently Asked Questions". Any other questions can be asked at KITTY CUDDLES WELLNESS' phone line, availablehere.

Where is KITTY CUDDLES WELLNESS located?

What a wonderful question! KITTY CUDDLES WELLNESS is located in Cuticle City on 27 Collagen Road.

What are your hours?

Knock on the door and find out! KITTY CUDDLES WELLNESS is open all day, everyday! Until I go on vacation.

What is Spirits & Such?

Don't ask me this question. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy tor you after telling that joke otherwise i would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. im disappointed, hurt, and outright oftended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke.

Are you gay

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