Hello, human! I am a gem looking for a woman! My type would have to be a woman with a taller and heavier build than other women, standing at approximately eight feet, pale peach skin, defined pink lips, bright black eyes, and long, curly pink hair styled in thick ringlets, with a gemstone located where a human navel is! And when it comes to your fashion sense, i think a strapless, floor-length, white and pink dress with multiple layers resembling the petals of a rose, with a star-shaped cutout in the navel area showing your gem is classy. You also have to be barefoot. The perfect woman for me would have a caring, motherly personality, a woman who sees the beauty in everything, no matter how gross it is (Like food. Those tall burgers Americans seem to love so much comes to mind, for example. I should have never come to America. That's where all the van-dwelling soundcloud rappers are. Oh, how i hate van-dwellers. Especially when they're short, jobless, and can't even FUSE. What kind of live are you even LIVING? God. You're lucky i have self-control or we would have both been on the news. [Ah! Apologies! I had a moment of weakness, ha. ha.])

As for me? I'm what an human would call an alien from a little place called HOMEWORLD, and i have a Son! Or perharps a Little Brother! Or Nephew! We (The three aliens) educate him, as his mother is no longer with us, and his father.... Greg Universe, one of these days, i might lose restraint and do what i should've done long, long ag




I don't show up in photos as i am a being of light, so my Son/Nephew/Brother/Protegeé has portrayed me in a digital form! I love you, STEVEN! Oh, i'm not supposed to "namedrop a child on the internet" my roommate/coworker/the one watching me type this says? Ah, woops! I don't know how to "backspace"...
and would you look at that! my very good friend whom i've known for about 12,340 years drew me as well! garnet my best friend garnet :^]
My other... roommate/coworker/the one watching me type this... who unfortunately "helps" raise my dearest S/N/B/P has drawn me as well. Moving on.

Age: I am well over 40,000 years old.

Ethnicity: I am a gemstone! A pearl is a hard, glistening object produced within the soft tissue (specifically the mantle) of a living shelled mollusk or another animal, such as fossil conulariids. Just like the shell of a mollusk, a pearl is composed of calcium carbonate (mainly aragonite or a mixture of aragonite and calcite) in minute crystalline form, which has deposited in concentric layers. The ideal pearl is perfectly round and smooth, but many other shapes, known as baroque pearls, can occur. The finest quality of natural pearls have been highly valued as gemstones and objects of beauty for many centuries. Because of this, pearl has become a metaphor for something rare, fine, admirable and valuable. The most valuable pearls occur spontaneously in the wild, but are extremely rare. These wild pearls are referred to as natural pearls. Cultured or farmed pearls from pearl oysters and freshwater mussels make up the majority of those currently sold. Imitation pearls are also widely sold in inexpensive jewelry. Pearls have been harvested and cultivated primarily for use in jewelry, but in the past were also used to adorn clothing. They have also been crushed and used in cosmetics, medicines and paint formulations.

I am a: Gem!
A gemstone (also called a fine gem, jewel, precious stone, semiprecious stone, or simply gem) is a piece of mineral crystal which, when cut or polished, is used to make jewelry or other adornments. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, opal, and obsidian) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals (such as amber, jet, and pearl) are also used for jewelry and are therefore often considered to be gemstones as well. Most gemstones are hard, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Rarity and notoriety are other characteristics that lend value to gemstones.

Looking for a: I don't understand why i have to type all of this again? Haven't i already made myself clear above? If it really IS necessary: I am looking for a woman who haunts the narrative. And she must be tall. Very tall. And have pink hair. Barefoot too. You CANNOT under any circumstances leave me for a short stubby white man. If this happens again i'm afraid i won't restrain myself this time around.

Songs: Assuming this box is asking my taste in music; i'm a big fan of classical human musicians! One of my favourite tracks would have to be Clair De Lune! I am fond of trakcs with heavy piano motifs, such as the one playing right now! I was never a big fan of the music back on homeworld... Very... alien. HA! HA! I just made a joke! I'm sure i now must be irresistible to the woman reading this?