I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I fuck bitches, mad fucking fucked bitches. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already fucked the shit out of you by now. But unfortunately you are an ugly fucking GUY whose stupid little face will remain untouched by my beautiful, thin hands because I AM NOT GAY. If i were gay though, you’d find me courting offputting, barefoot British men. Luckily for you I AM NOT GAY and Britain will remain unconquered by my looks and wits. Actually, it seems that you’re the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be. If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not. Gay people? Subpar. My GIRLFRIEND, who happens to be a beautiful, thin, blonde woman, who i shall not name [Not out of respect for her privacy, but because she is so godly that were you ever informed of her existence, you'd fistfight me in a parking lot. And i would win.] just so happens to be accquainted with a another "woman" who COURTS her on a daily basis. That "woman" is as subpar as she gets. But she too, is a sentient being. On top of t


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