WELCOME TO THE JOSEPH EMPORIUM. THIS USED TO BE THE DATING PAGE OF ONE "JOSEPH" "GOV" BUT THIS WEBSITE HAS SINCE BEEN SEIZED. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON JOSEPH'S DISAPPEARANCE, PLEASE VISIT THIS WEBSITE. THE JOSEPH F GOVERNMENT FOUNDATION THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
"i am here to have sex with unmarried men or married men or women (im bisexual) i dont give a fuckkkkkkk ill bend you over anywhere ill even top you at my workplace (confidential) i hate my job but that twink with glasses can even join" -joseph from the government
rare unsighted video of joseph. a must watch for all Joseph Enjoyers.
the last picture joseph posted before his disappearance. what did he mean by this?
BASIC INFORMATION
NAME: Joseph Gov.
AGE: "32"
LIKES: Kissing men. Kissing women. Kissing convicted criminals guilty of national terrorism. Smocking fat bunts.
RARE FACTS
- every week joseph goes fishing. he is devastating the local fish population. someone stop h
- records suggest he drives a "Honda" "motocompo"
- Joseph has been to bronycon 5 times. Possibly more? Email us if you have information on additional visits
- he wad born cigarette in hand. he is also so scared of fire. he's just pretending to be normal but hes lying. ok?
- we dont actually know if hes 32 but no one has ever told us otherwise so just take our word for it. he smokes constantly though wouldnt it be fucked if he was like 19 lol*
*EDITORS NOTE: THE SMOKING/DRINKING AGE IN JAPAN IS 20 YEARS OLD.
THE QUEST FOR JOSEPH...
"why are you documenting all of this?" "who even cares about this guy?" I DO. we do. here at the Joseph F. Government Foundation we are trying to piece together the missing pieces (as well as compile the beautiful life) of Joseph F. Government. dont tell him i told you his full name though he'llget really mad