You came across divorcedmen.com 2 years ago.
You have been a member since.
Your parents found out about this 21 minutes ago.
They only gave you 12 minutes to say your goodbyes to all the people [and weird short men with big ears. and aliens apparently?] on there...
You pray that you don't go to hell for browsing a site for divorced men.
Who should you say goodbye to first....
If only there was a way for someone to make suggestions...
who said that.
Is someone watching me. what the hell i already said i wasnt looking for real ways to kill someone i was making a videogame i mean i didnt ever finish and i dont have proof i ever worked on it but its real and i coded it but i was 11 so it sucked so when i turned 13 i deleted everythtihn553egfzcx and and and
its godlyrapture also otherwise known as light yagami. he has messaged me. i dont even like that guy he just rejects my advances. i think hes gay as hell maybe Light Yagami (Japanese: 夜神 月, Hepburn: Yagami Raito) is the main protagonist of the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. He is portrayed as a brilliant but bored genius who finds the Death Note, an otherworldly supernatural notebook that allows the user to kill anyone by knowing their name and face, after it is dropped by the Shinigami Ryuk. Frustrated by the status quo and unfairness of the world, Light uses the Death Note to kill those whom he deems morally unworthy of life, masterminding a worldwide massacre as the vigilante Kira (キラ). Over the course of his efforts to create a world free of crime and evil, wherein he would rule and reign as a godlike figure, Light is pursued by a special task-force, headed by a consulting detective known as L; upon eventually befriending and murdering him, Light takes over as the new L. Despite his intellect and intentions, Light h what am i going to say in su ch little time. i only have 8 minutes left. is this a game to you. this guy claims to be the real light yagami. like divorcedmen.com is some sort of interdimensional portal where people of many different worlds can interact. like the hugh everett theory maybe. well good thing thats not a real thing and this is just some guy trying to get some pussy. i mean dick. i mean neither he says hes hes on here to solve cases so
aaaaaand i only have 6 minutes. wow
well i can always sneak back onto the computer at nioght i donbt think my parents know how to check if i deleted the account its not like this will end badly i am a person with free will
oh boy i wonder if some divine force can and or will help me manage my time. oh boy. also i need to pee and i think i will actually genuienly die if i dont
or if youre too shy . click here. its a comment section who cares.
well im checking the mail anyway. we havent talked in so long. i wonder if hes finally come to terms with his homosexuality. does he want me
do i look outside the window or do i stay put and enjoy my last 4 minutes. please
comment here PLEASE PLEASE
oR EMAIL US . PLEASDE. GUYS
meanwhile..
that sign wont stop me because i canmt read! oh boy i wonder if i can get in. i have booiks tio read in there. the computer lab!
menawhile..
god. who said that. seriouslty. is this a game to you. well. okay.
good trhing my sister collects scary m,asks. of youtubers. she gets them on etsy its really weird that theres a m,arket for that anyways if i dig too deep ill get too scared. who do i pick!! AHHHh so sxcared
ughh who to pick. theyre all so scary to me.
the sign that says gtfo moncavso. thats me thtas my name.
im onmiscient btw. why's our suggestion box broken? whats that all about? well ok. i hear thetres this new crazy thing called divorce. so cool!
going in
ahhhh oh no haha i seem to have entered her . i mean his room without permission hes going to kill me. goodbye. BORING!
well i came here to tell him to get out because his screentime's over and its my bvuirthday. also stop hogtging the computer lab. god i hate him. i lied! i love him
wuh oh i think agath'as about to explode!
fuckk he blew up. sorry. can tyou click here for the next arc