About the Company


We at marriedmen.com are dedicated to providing the best dating site for divorced men and people interested in them. The site began after the founders uncle got divorced. God rest his soul. You know, we all really miss him. His coming out party was a blast. You should've been there.

This site started off small but our member count quickly grew to over 1000 divorced men, all looking for love. Please someone date these happy men. We just want them to be even happier.


ok seriously what the fuck is this

ok fine ill give the bit a rest. but only for a second, ok? dont say i never do anything for you. essentially, divorcedmen is a collaborative website that is half mp100 fansite, half creative outlet, and 100% stupid. we (the 3.5 webmasters) are here to do dumb shit and have fun. one could charitably call it an offshoot of the psycho helmet forums, but that is probably because the same people run it. ok? ok. god you people are needy.

About Toichiro's Coming Out Party


Toichiro's divorced had been really hard on him, especially since he was in prison during the time. Our sources (his nephew) say that being given the time to reflect was a blessing in disguise, because it led to Toichiro learning more about himself. Yes, he felt really bad for all the crimes he commited, but more importantly, Toichiro learned a very important thing-- that divorced men like himself deserve love. Maybe in each other. Maybe he found it in the probationary officer assigned to him (seriously lol what was up with that?), but both you AND Toichiro deserve to find love after loss. Even if you chase it away with ambitions of world domination. This is what led to Toichiro to hold his coming out party after he escaped from prison. It was a beautiful occasion, even if he died during it. At least he was bisexual. Truly, this is what inspired us, as the founders of divorcedmen, to crreate something beautiful and true outside of ourselves. We believe in love for those who chronically chase it away. Do you?